Welcome to Foodie Friday. I love a good joke. My grandson is always telling me jokes. Some he makes up, and some he finds in books or from his group of friends. That got me thinking; there must be some good food jokes out there, so I thought I would search for a few on Google and share them with you…
1-What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
2-When potatoes have babies, what are they called? Tater Tots.
3-What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A pineapple.
4-What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
5- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
6-What does a ghost drink? Booze
7-Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke? Because it might crack up!
8-Why did the chef get arrested for assault? Because he got caught beating an egg!
9-What do you call corn that joins the army? A Kernel
10-Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice
I hope you enjoyed the jokes!
KathieyV